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I’m not good at sports, but I love parallel parking

Posted by talat on May 8, 2009

Joe Wong on Letterman:

I’m not good at sports, but I love parallel parking. Because unlike sports, when you are parallel parking, the worse you are the more people you have rooting for you.

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THAT’S when the fight started

Posted by talat on May 6, 2009

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!” So, I look down at him and say, “Well, which one are you then?”… and THAT’S when the fight started . .

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“He’s America’s period.”

Posted by talat on April 24, 2009

Once a month, Cheney comes out to smear the current administration. He’s America’s period.

Awesome quote on Reddit

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